The Vikings Blow Polka
Just because they live up north it doesn’t make them cool
All the Vikings fans we know are dripping wet with drool
Their fans are much much flakier than purely driven snow
The Vikings blow!
They’ve played inside a baggie that is called the Metrodome
Their mascot has a head of hair that’s never seen a comb
Their owner’s name is Zygi and he’s homelier than Moe
The Vikings blow!
The Vikings blow, the Vikings blow
The Vikings blow, the Vikings blow
They really, really, really, really, really, really blow
The Vikings blow!
They’ve made it to four Super Bowls but haven’t got a ring
We Packer fans just laugh at them, then blind them with our bling
They’re so inept and comical we just can’t help but crow
The Vikings blow!
They once had better players, like Tarkenton and Page
The Purple People Eaters, it was their gilded age
But even though they’re all long gone the fans still waste their dough
The Vikings blow!
(Refrain)
We welcome them to Green Bay so they can play on grass
It gives us opportunities to really kick their BUTTS!
To us it’s therapeutic, from that all good things flow
The Vikings blow!
Within the North Division, we beat them like a drum
Every week is “Shark Week”, and every week they’re chum
They’re the hard luck family guy who always needs a tow
The Vikings blow!
So throw a pity party for our good friends to the west
But steer clear of their mascot with his dirty hairy vest
Then laugh as they get ready to pucker like a pro
The Vikings blow!
