Beer Muscle

We Can Get Drunker Den Youse (click to hear a sample)

written by B.Soucy & S.Klein-sung by HORST

So you tink you and your boys can really drink da beer
We're gonna tell you something dat you won't wanna hear
It will probly ruin your weekend and you're gonna get the blues
'Cause we can get drunker den youse

We can get drunker den youse
If you think you'll challenge us ya know you're gonna lose
You can even pick da drink, don't matter beer or booze
'Cause we can get drunker den youse

At da Milwaukee Brewers game on opening day...we can get drunker den youse
Or up in Green Bay when we watch da Packers play...we can get drunker den youse
We see our friends Vic Ferrari when dey play da rock'n'roll...we can get drunker den youse
To da stock car races down in Plymouth we go...we can get drunker den youse

We can get drunker den youse
If you think you'll challenge us ya know you're gonna lose
You can even pick da drink, don't matter beer or booze
'Cause we can get drunker den youse

We are da Happy Schnapps...we like to drink our shots
Yah we know where it's at...'cause we drink beer and dat
And Wenzel drinks da wine...that's why we know it's true
Dat we can get drunker den youse

Down at Summerfest we do da polkas our way...we can get drunker den youse
At da Wisconsin State Fair on a warm and sunny day...we can get drunker den youse
We go by Illinois to da microbrewery fest...we can get drunker den youse
Everywhere we go we drink more den all da rest...we can get drunker den youse

We can get drunker den youse
If you think you'll challenge us ya know you're gonna lose
You can even pick da drink, don't matter beer or booze
'Cause we can get drunker den youse
Oh we can get drunker, yeah we can get drunker
We can get drunker den youse

HEY ! !

Puppets, Clowns And Mimes

written by B.Soucy & S.Klein-sung by KLINK

 

We're The Minnesota Vikings (click to hear a sample)

written by B.Soucy-sung by HORST

We're the Minnesota Vikings, and we're just a pile of junk
We play in a dome they call the Humpty Dump
Win a few games, make the Playoffs, and we choke
The Minnesota Vikings, and you know that we're a joke

We joined the NFL back in 1960
We're gonna be a great team some day, you'll see
Just like the Packers, gonna win a Super Bowl
To be number one is our only goal

Now we've been there four times, but we never seem to win
And it's not good enough just to get in
We gotta win the big one, and we gotta do it now
We're never gonna do it 'cause we don't know how

We lost to Kansas City, Oakland, Pittsburgh, Miami, too
And if we played the Jets, you know we'd still lose
We been to four Super Bowls, and we lost four times
Being a bunch of chokers is our only crime

We're the Minnesota Vikings, and we're just a pile of junk
We play in a dome they call the Humpty Dump
Win a few games, make the Playoffs, and we choke
The Minnesota Vikings, and you know that we're a joke

Now the Super Bowl isn't the only time we choke
That's why everybody says we're a joke
In October 96 was our darkest day
We were in first place and we lost to Tampa Bay

And the Cowboys crushed us in the Playoffs that year
"You stink like Buffalo" is all that we hear
We've been to four Super Bowls, and we've lost four times
Some day we're going back there to lose number five

We're the Minnesota Vikings, and we're just a pile of junk
We play in a dome they call the Humpty Dump
Win a few games, make the Playoffs, and we choke
The Minnesota Vikings, and you know that we're a joke
The Minnesota Vikings, and you know we're gonna choke
The Minnesota Vikings, and you know...that...we're...a...joke

Yah we ain't never gonna be no good

Aw dat dome's fallin' apart again!

 

Beer And A Bump (click to hear a sample)

written by S.Sargent-sung by KLAUS

Now Grandpa goes to da tavern every time he had the flu
He didn't believe in remedies like rest or chicken soup
He said "I'll purge myself...I'll eat some bran, run home and take a dump"
"But before I can do anything, gotta have a beer and a bump"

There's something 'bout dem small town taps where the old folks come to drink
Their wisdom and da tings they say have often made me think
They're gaggin' on cigar smoke while their lungs come up in chunks
They gasp for air, fill their underwear, and say (cough) "Gimme a beer and a bump"

Beer and a bump, beer and a bump, and a bump and a beer for me!
Kingsbury and Aristocrat, tarbender if you please
Might end up in the ER, wit our stomachs pumped
But tonight we're goin' drinking...let's start wit a beer and a bump

Now grandpa loves my grandma even though she hides his beer
He tries his best to find it...he says "Now where'd you hide it dear?"
He says "You're my little snookums"...She says "You're my big drunk chump"
"You turn me on when you're pissed up, how 'bout a beer and a bump?"

Beer and a bump, beer and a bump, and a bump and a beer for me!
Kingsbury and Aristocrat, tarbender if you please
Might end up in the ER, wit our stomachs pumped
But tonight we're goin' drinking...let's start wit a beer and a bump

We'll get a designated driver, and he won't drink at all
He won't let us choke on our puke, he'll catch us if we fall
He'll take us home and make us eat until we're good and plump
So in the morning we won't feel so sick from all those beers and bumps

Beer and a bump, beer and a bump, and a bump and a beer for me!
Kingsbury and Aristocrat, tarbender if you please
Might end up in the ER, with our stomachs pumped
But tonight we're goin' drinking...let's start wit a beer and a bump
But tonight we're goin' drinking...let's start wit a beer and a bump

 

Hey Joe

written by Acuff/Rose-sung by KLINK & HORST

 

Oh Pretty Beer

written by S.Sargent-sung by KLINK

 

Start Suckin

written by B.Soucy (instrumental)

 

C Is For Cowboys (click to hear a sample)

written by B.Soucy & S.Klein-sung by HORST

C is for Cowboys; C is for crap
They're pretty much the same; it don't matter dis or dat
We'll kick der butts in Green Bay, den throw them out of town
It's the one sure way we know to keep the crime rate down

We don't like Dallas, or playing in big D
But now they come by our house, and it's different here you see
We'll expose them all as losers, though they think they're the best
And the Packers will make sure that they flunk their final test

Ya, they're the best at holding, late hits and whining too
They're the best at crack-back blocks, and there's nottin' you can do
They're the best at sucking up to refs, intimidating some
But that won't work no more, 'cause now our time has come

They lead the league in trash talk, and end zone dancing too
They lead the league in drug abuse, and in bad attitude
They lead the league in jewelry worn, they lead the league in crime
In fact they lead the NFL in total rehab time

Their owner and their coach, they're men made out of crap
Nobody likes either one; I can assure you that
They laugh and call us Cheeseheads; on that we all agree
But you'll never get suspended when you eat a block of cheese

C is for Cowboys; C is for crime
Just another day in Dallas; it happens all the time
We'll kick your butts at Lambeau, den ship you off to jail
Not a football fan anywhere will ever pay your bail

C is for Cowboys; C is for crap
They're pretty much the same; it don't matter dis or dat
We'll kick der butts in Green Bay, den throw them out of town
It's the one sure way we know to keep the crime rate down

C is for Cowboys; C is for crime
Just another day in Dallas; it happens all the time
We'll kick your butts at Lambeau, den ship you off to jail
Not a football fan anywhere will ever pay your bail

Shut Up And Drink

written by B.Soucy & S.Klein-sung by WENZEL

 

Polka, Polka Blues

written by B.Soucy-sung by GUENTER

 

Who Da Hell Is Johnny

written by D.Burclaw-sung by KLINK

 

Star Spangled Banner

traditional-lead guitar by GUENTER

 

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